I have a nose, I must admit.
Of dubious proportion.
Of dubious proportion.
As viewed by some, it has been called
A serious distortion.
But the size of things is relative
For me, my nose is fine
I’ve been told by folks like me
It’s actually quite divine
My body size is quite large
For this there is no doubt
So when you think of things so big
Don’t think of just my snout.
When compared to my huge ears
It’s less than a colossus
The thing that hangs between my eyes
is a modest gray proboscis.
